do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
He accidentally morphed into an out-of-work alcoholic who runs away from paying alimony… and child support
This is pretty much how I sum up Snape apologists.
Past events explain a person’s actions. They do not excuse them.
somewhere on tumblr somebody has been typing up a thesis on how this is harmful to their identity
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.